ARCHIE MCPHEE

Hopefully, your car isn’t so musty it has actual mushrooms in it. This Mushroom Air Freshener is so realistic, you’ll feel like a gnome every time ...

Looks & smells like smoky bacon 4" tall, string for hanging A great gift for any proud carnivore May cause sudden craving for a BLT

Fifteen 3" x 1" bacony bandages 3-3/4" tall metal tin Includes a free prize Perfect for cuts, scrapes or grease burns

Could also be used as Sasquatch feet, maybe a hobbit foot in a pinch. Each foot is 2-3/4" long and made of soft vinyl. Mix of right and left feet.

22 hilarious inches long Very, very loud squawk Superior quality vinyl feels like plucked poultry skin Not for the faint of ear

Everyone recognizes bravery when it’s risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale. Rem...

This Collection of Mini Mushrooms is a set of eight soft vinyl magical mushrooms each with its own stand. You can leave them in the cabinet of curi...

Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean ...

Enchanted Unicorn Bandages use the power of unicorns to heal your wounds! The virginal purity of unicorns is reflected in the sterile gauze of the ...

There was an Aztec God named Xoltl that disguised himself as a lizard to avoid being sacrificed. I bet that’s why this sly fella is smiling so big...

4-1/2” long Made of latex Makes finger look like cat’s leg

2-3/4” tall Made of soft rubber Assorted left and right with light and dark skin

2-3/4” tall Made of soft rubber Assorted left and right with light and dark skin

  Each is about 2" tall Made of soft rubber Random assortment of monsters

Traditionally, monsters roam around in the dark being monstrously monstrous. Each is about 2" tall Made of soft rubber Random assortment of monsters

This hanging vinyl 6-1/2" x 10" Horse Head Squirrel Feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a Horse Mask. You'll lau...

When we talk about this, people think we’re exclaiming, “Hot dog! Candy!” But, it’s Hot Dog Candy that tastes exactly like hot dogs. Is there any f...

This is a bag of 12 soft vinyl, 1-1/2" Itty Bitty Hands in an illustrated bag. A bag of tiny hands might sound like a prop from a David Lynch movie...

During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously...

2-1/4” longSoft vinyl and plastic

 You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches. Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone ju...

3-3/4" long Soft vinyl and plastic Road-crossing racers

Keyring shaped like a Rubber Chicken 3” soft vinyl chicken Metal ring Holds keys, is funny

You knew pickles could yodel, but we’ve upped the game with our Squeak Pickle. In the Archie McPhee laboratories, we wondered what would happen if ...