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Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke M - Crew Socks

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You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever wo...

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Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

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Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

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Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

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I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

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Go ahead. At first glance, it may seem like this little girl is taking a joy ride on a sweet, puffy cloud. But look again. Kind of looks like the c...

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Bitches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

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We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! Super-insulated. 100% cotton. 

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Blue Q Gum

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8 pieces per box. Made in Canada! PEPPERMINT INGREDIENTS: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextr...

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Boss Lady W-Ankle Socks

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Our favorite cowgirl decided to mosey on over to the Ankle Sock Corral, and we welcomed her with open arms. Not like we had a choice. Women's...

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Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch Change Purse Coin Purse

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TURN AND FACE THE CHANGE. (Ch-Ch-Change Purse.) Don't want to be a richer man.  95% post consumer recycled material.  4"w X 3"h 

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Cool-Ass Grandpa M-Crew Socks

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What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size ...

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Cute Little F*ckers Dish Towel

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Wonderfully subversive towel with 1950's style drawings of cute bunnies, baby deer, squirrels, and other woodland creatures and "Cute Little Fucker...

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Dear Wine, Yes. Oven Mitt

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How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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Dear Wine, Yes. W-Crew Socks

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I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.   

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Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family Dish Towel

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Look. The crocodile is just a metaphor. But if you want to go out there and wrestle one, I'm not going to stop you. Super-absorbent. 100% unbl...

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Dog Walkin' - Sneaker Socks

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Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. LARGE/EXTRA-LARGE:Fits women’s shoe size 9–13.Fits men’s shoe siz...

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Don't Wash Me Bro Dish Towel

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This skillet has done nothing wrong. Season me, don't wash me bro! Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, kn...

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Drink Money Coin Purse

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It's the only money that matters, IMO.  95% post consumer recycled material.  4"w X 3"h 

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Everything is Annoying - Sneaker Socks

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And I do mean EVERYTHING. Including these socks, because they speak the truth. And the truth is annoying, too. Made with shock-absorbing cu...

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Fuck Off, I'm Reading W-Crew Socks

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You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% com...

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Fuck Work-Crew Socks

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Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% n...

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Fuck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel

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I'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband or my dog but I'm also not not going to say it either. Super-absorbent. ...

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Fuck, I Love Cheese Oven Mitt

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Picking a favorite cheese would be like picking a favorite child, so don't even ask. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. 

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Get the Hell Out of my Kitchen Dish Towel

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Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little direct feedback in a pretty, super-absorbent package. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

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Golf M - Crew Socks

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These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. An...

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Hangry Dish Towel

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Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. Super-absor...

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