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Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke M - Crew Socks

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You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever wo...

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Baddest of All the Asses - Sneaker Socks

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There are a lot of asses around here, so that's a pretty important title. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression...

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Blue Q Gum

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8 pieces per box. Made in Canada! PEPPERMINT INGREDIENTS: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextr...

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Call Shots/Baby Time Baby Socks

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  Set includes 2 pairs. Size 0-12 months. Made with 71% organic cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex.        

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Cat Butt Coin Purse

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"The more cat butts you identify, the more things you will know, the more that you learn, the more places you'll go." I think Dr. Seuss said that. ...

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Cool-Ass Grandpa M-Crew Socks

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What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size ...

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Dear Wine, Yes. Oven Mitt

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How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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Dear Wine, Yes. W-Crew Socks

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I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.   

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Dumb Shit Men Have Told Me Pocket Box

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For future reference. You know, just in case.4.25"w X 0.75"h X 3"d

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Everything is Annoying - Sneaker Socks

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And I do mean EVERYTHING. Including these socks, because they speak the truth. And the truth is annoying, too. Made with shock-absorbing cu...

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Frequently Childlike Often Immature M-Crew Socks

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Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.  

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Friend Power Coin Purse

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Friend power - activate! 95% post consumer recycled material.  4"w X 3"h

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Fuck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel

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I'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband or my dog but I'm also not not going to say it either. Super-absorbent. ...

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Hangry Dish Towel

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Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. Super-absor...

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Hey, Have You Tried Cheese? Dish Towel

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Have a seat friend, because you're in for a wild ride. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

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I Am Going To Get Shit Done - Crew Socks

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It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

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I Do My Own Stunts - Sneaker Socks

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Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This desig...

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I Love My Boring- Ass Marriage Dish Towel

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Hello marriage, goodbye drama! Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.21"w X 28"h

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I Put Wine In The Sauce And Also In My Mouth Oven Mitt

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Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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I'm A Golf Guy. BIg Golf Guy. M-Crew Socks

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Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.  

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I'm New/Screaming Baby Socks

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  Set includes 2 pairs. Size 0-12 months. Made with 71% organic cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex.        

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Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish In The Sink And Call It A Day, Huh? Dish Towel

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Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.21"w X 28"h

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Menopause. What The Fuck? Dish Towel

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Screen-printed with water-based inks, super-absorbent, super-soft and made with 100% cotton. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 2...

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My Favorite Salad is Wine Oven Mitt

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Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us a...

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