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  • Baddest of All the Asses - Sneaker Socks

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    There are a lot of asses around here, so that's a pretty important title. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression...

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  • Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

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    Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

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  • Cats. Slightly Obsessed With Them. (Don't Worry About it) Apron

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    My cat is my sous-chef. Not, like, a helpful or knowledgeable one... but, a sous-chef all the same. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy ...

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  • Cute Little F*ckers Dish Towel

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    Wonderfully subversive towel with 1950's style drawings of cute bunnies, baby deer, squirrels, and other woodland creatures and "Cute Little Fucker...

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  • Dog Walkin' - Sneaker Socks

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    Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. LARGE/EXTRA-LARGE:Fits women’s shoe size 9–13.Fits men’s shoe siz...

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  • Dogs. Here to Remind You That Everything is Exciting Apron

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    What ever would we do without cordless kitchen vacuums... I mean, dogs? Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long wai...

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  • Everything is Annoying - Sneaker Socks

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    And I do mean EVERYTHING. Including these socks, because they speak the truth. And the truth is annoying, too. Made with shock-absorbing cu...

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  • Fuck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel

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    I'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband or my dog but I'm also not not going to say it either. Super-absorbent. ...

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  • Get the Hell Out of my Kitchen Dish Towel

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    Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little direct feedback in a pretty, super-absorbent package. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

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  • Hangry Dish Towel

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    Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. Super-absor...

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  • Hey, Have Your Tried Cheese? Dish Towel

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    Have a seat friend, because you're in for a wild ride. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

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  • I Believe in Spirits Dish Towel

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    Some of my best friends are spirits so don't you dare try to tell me that they don't exisit. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has lux...

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  • I Do My Own Stunts - Sneaker Socks

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    Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This desig...

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  • I Love Cooking Oven Mitt

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    We had such energy ... such enthusiasm ... such naivete when when it all began. But now? Now that's over. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel

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    Each and every last one of ya. So GET READY. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 100% unbleached cotton. Screen-printed with water-based i...

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  • I'll Feed All You Fuckers Oven Mitt

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    It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton. ...

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  • I've Heard Good Things About Wine Apron

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    I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Ext...

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  • Introverting is the Best Verting - Sneaker Socks

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    And I do mean EVERYTHING. Including these socks, because they speak the truth. And the truth is annoying, too. Made with shock-absorbing cu...

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  • It's Like My Kids Don't Even know I'm a Good Parent Dish Towel

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    Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven...

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  • Made From Scratch Dish Towel

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    Look at this cat, so pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your great-grandmother's armchair. But you forgive her, because that ch...

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  • Made From Scratch Oven Mitt

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    The extra ingredient is love. And some tears from when I cut my finger. Maybe a piece of fingernail. But mostly love. Super-insulated. 100% ...

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  • Maybe Just A Little Bit Wine Woven Dish Towel

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    Twist my arm, why dontcha. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s color...

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  • Name One Thing Better Than Coffee You Fucking Can't Dish Towel

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    Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This desig...

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  • No Fuckin' Sweat - Sneaker Socks

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    Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. LARGE/EXTRA-LARGE:Fits women’s shoe size 9–13.Fits men’s shoe size...

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