{"product_id":"take-a-ticket-dad-jokes","title":"Take a Ticket: Dad Jokes","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eDAD JOKES ON DEMAND: Welcome to your one-stop joke shop in a box! Take a ticket whenever you need a good chuckle, guffaw, eye roll, or belly laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eSPREAD SMILES: This small package is jam-packed with knee-slappers, one-liners, and wacky wisecracks. Toss a ticket in a packed lunch, birthday card, or care package to spread the silliness around!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eMAKE THE TIME FLY: Perfect for road trips or rainy days, this little box of jokes will have the whole family in stitches. Grab one before the next family vacation—you can pull a ticket anytime you hear, \"Are we there yet?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eGOOD THINGS IN SMALL PACKAGE: Giftable and portable hexagon-shaped box includes 200 perforated tickets, each printed with a joke, pun, or ha-ha only a dad would come up with. Pair with a funny tie, silly socks, or Groucho Marx glasses to create the ultimate dad present.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003ePERFECT FOR: Father’s Day, birthday, or any dad-tastic occasion; class clowns and pun lovers; parents and grandparents who want to amuse or embarrass their offspring; kids who want to amuse or embarrass their parents; road trippers, campers, and anyone looking to pass the time with a group.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CHRONICLE BOOKS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50682145538330,"sku":"50995-DADJOKES","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0219\/1908\/files\/Screenshot2025-05-28at9.43.04AM.png?v=1748450722","url":"https:\/\/www.localfixture.com\/products\/take-a-ticket-dad-jokes","provider":"LOCAL FIXTURE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}