BLUE Q

It's a bird! it's a plane! It's a regular person doing pretty amazing things on a daily basis! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47%...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever wo...

Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.          

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size ...

This skillet has done nothing wrong. Season me, don't wash me bro! Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, kn...

And I do mean EVERYTHING. Including these socks, because they speak the truth. And the truth is annoying, too. Made with shock-absorbing cu...

Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% n...

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. An...

Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. Super-absor...

Have a seat friend, because you're in for a wild ride. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This desig...

Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven...

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us a...

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This desig...

(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

My Boston fern is an honor roll student. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.        

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.   ...

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% sp...

Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex      

I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven ...

You're the raddest dad in town. The gnarliest, the coolest, the most tubular. You know, all that stuff the kids say these days. Men's shoe s...

I know, I surprise even myself. (NOT!) Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.  LARGE/EXTRA-LARGE:Fits wo...

Seriously, it's good for you. Just try it one fucking time. Please. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w