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Merry What The Fuck-Mas - Red Matches - Holiday

Original price $16.00 - Original price $16.00
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Current price $16.00

Free shipping on orders $75+ · Free pickup in Uptown Whittier, usually ready in about 4 hours · Returns & exchanges

When the stockings get hung by the chimney with carelessness and the in-laws' arrival feels more like an impending blizzard. For all the tinsel-tangled, turkey-overcooked, gift-wrapping-gone-wrong moments. Light up the chaos, pour yourself some spiked eggnog, and toast to the most wonderful time of the year.

Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.

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