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Feeling deflated, and can’t seem to shake it? Sometimes you just need to pick yourself up and put on your rose-tinted glasses! Positivity pigeon...

Times up…get wiping!Perfect for homes that usually have a queue for the bathroom, this hilarious toilet themed poo timer will shorten loo times ...

Let the world know how proud you are of your stench with this hilarious poo themed plastic warning sign. Perfect for desks and toilets, this brig...

Are you secretly a grandparent trapped in a younger body? Or are you retired but still feel 20-something? Well, it's time to discover your true age...

Calling all badass women!Being a lady isn’t always sunshine and roses, but being a strong, badass woman is in our nature! When we get knocked dow...

Sweat it out with some spontaneity with this Exercise Decision Dice from Gentlemen’s Hardware. This set of dice turns every workout into a game, ...

No need to lay out the red carpet, your home is already fit for royalty with these special plant markers. Who needs a palace when the royal family ...

Oh... that was unexpected! Be thankful that this naughty sound machine doesn't include smells! The Fart SoundBox is guaranteed to put off any intru...

Enjoy all the hilarity of farts without the bad smell with this fart-astic kids tin. Includes fake poop, a fart whistle, warning signs, joke cards,...

Become one with nature with these four naked ramblers. Perfect for decorating your plant pots! Dimensions: 1x2.5x8.5cm Our planter boxes are an inn...

Are your brows not bushy enough for the occasion and you need to rectify asap? We've got you. Warning: choking hazard – small parts. Not suitable f...

Make your plants worthy of the gods with these iconic plant pot figures. Whether you’re decorating your temple gardens or just your houseplants, th...

Be prepared for any occasion with our Emergency Teeth, perfect for when you need to obscure your pearly whites with something a bit more gruesome. ...

Ever need to find a disguise at short notice? Maybe having recently broken out of jail, or bumped into an old boyfriend or girlfriend unexpectedly?...

Do you need to add some zen to your home? These yoga cats are the perfect inspiration while they meditate alongside your house plants. Relax and en...

Are you hungry for cock? Lots of big, fat, juicy cock? These cards contain 100 chicken recipes that will satisfy all your mouth-watering needs, now...

This set of Naughty Gnomes will bring a smile to your face and make your plant pots extra cheeky! Rude adult content. Dimensions(cm): 2.6x2.7x6.1 ...

These Mini Plant Pot Adorable Dogs are designed to add some fun to your plant pots, whilst also offering the ulti-mutt protection from any unwanted...

These cheeky Mini Plant Pot Rap Legends are designed to add some fun to your plant pots, whilst also offering them protection when growing your nex...

Ever wonder what your feline friend is trying to say to you? Maybe they are hungry, bored or just want a chat! This deck of cards will help you und...

Are you worried your cat might have plans of world domination? Test their IQ with these cards! It’s the only one way to find out if they are the ev...

Is your dog always barking at you for something but you just don’t know what it is? These cards will help you understand what your dog is trying to...

Are any of your friends growers not showers? Help them to be proud of their miniature member and show it off with our Micro Penis Mug! Just make su...

Treat your guests to our Itty-Bitty-Titty mug! From far away the microscopic pattern looks like an unassuming, tit free mug, but when they go to ta...