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Took A Taste Of My Own Medicine And Would You Look At That I'm Cured 3x5 Spiral Notebook

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Just hold your nose and swallow it down real quick. You'll feel so much better. 3"w X 5"h

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again And Wait I Forgot 3x5 Spiral Notebook

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I know I came in here for something ... oh, I know! I was going to get the ... wait, or was it the other ...

Just Between You And Me I'm Gonna Tell Everyone 3x5 Spiral Notebook

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Anyone can keep a secret, right? Right?

Sorry For Being Rude. I Have This Thing Where I'm Rude 3x5 Spiral Notebook

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Also, sorry for being blunt, and for being weird and...

Deep Thoughts For My Cat To Inherit When I Die 3x5 Spiral Notebook

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And to Mittens I do hereby bequeath my collection of deep thoughts. And that old blanket by the window. You can have that too.

Sweet Little Reminders For My Stupid Husband 3x5 Spiral Notebook

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Have I told you lately how much I adore you, darling? Also, don't forget to take out the trash tonight.

I Love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel

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Of course, I love them just a tiny bit more when they pick up after themselves ...

Party In The Kitchen Dish Towel

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Because of course it is. Always ends up there eventually.

Happy To Be Home Dish Towel

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I have everything I could possibly need - solitude, a calm center and the remote control.

Yell At Football Oven Mitt

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Some days are just made for serenity. Other days ... not so much.

Party In The Kitchen Oven Mitt

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Why does the party always end up in the kitchen? Probably because it's the room you put the least effort into decorating for the party.

Pretty Anxious Zipper Pouch

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These things are not mutually exclusive, ya know?  9.5"w X 7.25"h Woven from 95% post-consumer material. 1% of the sale of all Blue Q bag...

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Classified Zipper Pouch

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ONLY for individuals with verifiable records as top secret-keepers. Experience with mid-level secrets will not apply. 9.5"w X 7.25"h Woven from 9...

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Evidence Zipper Pouch

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NOTICE: Do not tamper with contents! This is not a toy. In case of extreme curiosity, persons may inspect contents in the following non-touch mann...

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Animal Family Handy Tote

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They're all so darn cute there's no way I could ever pick a favorite ... okay, it's the fox!  8.5"w X 10"h X 4.5"d Woven from 95% post-consumer...

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This Bag Has Weed In It Pencil Case

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We thoughtfully labeled this bag for you, just in case you forget where you put it.8.5"w X 4.25"h

I'd Better Not Wake Up To A Mess Dish Towel

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You kids have fun tonight! Just don't stay up too late and pick up after yourselves. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 28"h ...

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Rich Bitch Dish Towel

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Proud and independent. That okay with you?! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 28"h

Teachers Socks 'Cause Teachers Rock! M-Crew Socks

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In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Little Meatball/ I Get Heavy Baby Socks

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Cute little meatballs grow up to be big meatballs, you know. Made with 76% organic cotton, 22%nylon, 2% spandex. Set includes 2 pairs. Size 0...

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Y'all Would Be A Mess Without Me Dish Towel

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Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.21"w X 28"h

Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Dish Towel

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Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.21"w X 28"h

It's So Important To Stay Hydrated Dish Towel

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Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.21"w X 28"h

Menopause. What The Fuck? Dish Towel

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Screen-printed with water-based inks, super-absorbent, super-soft and made with 100% cotton. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 2...

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