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I Love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel

BLUE Q
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Of course, I love them just a tiny bit more when they pick up after themselves ...

Party In The Kitchen Dish Towel

BLUE Q
Original price $15.99 - Original price $15.99
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Because of course it is. Always ends up there eventually.

Happy To Be Home Dish Towel

BLUE Q
Original price $15.99 - Original price $15.99
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I have everything I could possibly need - solitude, a calm center and the remote control.

Yell At Football Oven Mitt

BLUE Q
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Some days are just made for serenity. Other days ... not so much.

Party In The Kitchen Oven Mitt

BLUE Q
Original price $17.99 - Original price $17.99
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Why does the party always end up in the kitchen? Probably because it's the room you put the least effort into decorating for the party.

I'd Better Not Wake Up To A Mess Dish Towel

BLUE Q
Original price $13.99 - Original price $13.99
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You kids have fun tonight! Just don't stay up too late and pick up after yourselves. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 28"h ...

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Rich Bitch Dish Towel

BLUE Q
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Proud and independent. That okay with you?! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 28"h

Y'all Would Be A Mess Without Me Dish Towel

BLUE Q
Original price $15.99 - Original price $15.99
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Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.21"w X 28"h

Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Dish Towel

BLUE Q
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Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.21"w X 28"h

It's So Important To Stay Hydrated Dish Towel

BLUE Q
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Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.21"w X 28"h

Menopause. What The Fuck? Dish Towel

BLUE Q
Original price $13.99 - Original price $13.99
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Screen-printed with water-based inks, super-absorbent, super-soft and made with 100% cotton. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 2...

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Hot Shit Oven Mitt

BLUE Q
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Hot shit comin' through!! And I'm not talking about the dish! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I Have A Bit Of A Plant Problem Dish Towel

BLUE Q
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Let's get rid of the sofa and replace it with more plant stands! What, is that a problem? Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.21"w X 28"h

I Love My Boring- Ass Marriage Dish Towel

BLUE Q
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Hello marriage, goodbye drama! Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.21"w X 28"h

The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt

BLUE Q
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I won't tell if you don't! Super-insulated. 100% cotton. 

The Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel

BLUE Q
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I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven ...

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Don't Wash Me Bro Dish Towel

BLUE Q
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This skillet has done nothing wrong. Season me, don't wash me bro! Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, kn...

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People I Love: Cats Dish Towel

BLUE Q
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It's not eating alone if the cat is home. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel

BLUE Q
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It's important to have a bucket list. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

BLUE Q
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Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

My Favorite Salad is Wine Oven Mitt

BLUE Q
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Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us a...

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Cute Little F*ckers Dish Towel

BLUE Q
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Wonderfully subversive towel with 1950's style drawings of cute bunnies, baby deer, squirrels, and other woodland creatures and "Cute Little Fucker...

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Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

BLUE Q
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Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.